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For the person who loves her people fiercely, runs the whole household operation, and hasn't finished a hot cup of coffee since 2018. The Mama Pen Set is five pens for the most powerful, exhausted, beautiful person in the room — and everyone around her is looking for the perfect way to say thank you.

Featuring phrases that say everything mama already knows:

ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS

DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH

I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN

WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW MOM!

MOMMY! MAMA! MUMMA! MUM!

Mama Pen Set

SKU: GID812A
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For the person who loves her people fiercely, runs the whole household operation, and hasn't finished a hot cup of coffee since 2018. The Mama Pen Set is five pens for the most powerful, exhausted, beautiful person in the room — and everyone around her is looking for the perfect way to say thank you.

Featuring phrases that say everything mama already knows:

ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS

DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH

I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN

WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW MOM!

MOMMY! MAMA! MUMMA! MUM!

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